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Hat update! - A Most Illuminating Tale
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Robert Wells or Mr Waters
Date: 5.32 pm, Thursday 25th November, 2010
Subject: Hat update!
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On Thursday night, I checked the line and found that my hat was not there. Carol told me that it was not in the office, but no note was left and I should come back tomorrow and she would tell me what happened.

I slunk into the station on Friday morning, certain I had lost it.

On Friday night, as I headed up to the office Carol and her fellow station manager were pointing to my hat, sitting in the big glass window. It turns out it had been found and returned to the office, but nobody had written it up in the lost property book.

My hat has been returned. I've worn it every day since. It has a black mark, a small parallelogram about an inch across on the top at the front, as a badge of its adventure.

In other news, tonight I will be lighting the PG directors at Mountview and last night I was, probably disproportionately, proud of the following exchange:
Me: (talking of a previous many-director show) The thing is you always assume that at least one in four directors will be a knob.
Director: Well, there's eight of us, which means....
Me: Are you trying to work out who the knobs are?
Director: Well ...
Me: You know the saying in poker? If you don't know who the patsy is, it's probably you.
Luckily she laughed.
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User: spangle_kitten
Date: 10.23 am, Friday 26th November, 2010 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Brilliant news on the hat!
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