I'm so sorry, darling. What a horrible thing to happen. Are you okay?x

Probably a little blurred, but elsewise fine. I've had a day of damage control.

Oh Sweetie! No! How absolutely bloody awful.

Bastards, good to hear you're not hurt or anything though.

Waaa! That's shitty news, but I'm glad you're not hurt. Huge hugs honey.

Keep in touch.

xox

I think that being mugged is worthy of a few expletives on my part. Your favourite being "0h shoot"!!

I will reiterate what others have asked - "Are you hurt"? "Did they beat you up?" "Did they threaten you with sharp pointy objects?"

I was apparently very lucky not to get mugged / stabbed when living in London but most murders have happened in my leafy road in Newbury. This probably doesn't help does it?

Well, consider yourself hugged. I will email my number to you on the above address - is it angryandstupid@weaselspoon.com?

Ellyji