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Robert Wells or Mr Waters
Date: 1.27 pm, Wednesday 28th March, 2007
Subject: Pun ting
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Is having a fling with someone you knew at school a retromance?

On Monday morning I read a brilliantly awful pun in a script, and then managed to slide it seemlessly into a conversation later.
Me: Today has been total pants. This is a pants day.
Her: But pants are an important part of your clothing.
Me: You have to have the pants or you never get the trousers.
Her: Couldn't have put it better myself.
Me: And a pair of trousers covers a multitude of shins.
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Ishkhara: Magenta
User: ishkhara
Date: 4.24 pm, Wednesday 28th March, 2007 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

My other half insists on referring to his trousers by that most vulgar of Americanisms, so I'm never quite sure whether he means pants or pants.
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