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Robert Wells or Mr Waters
Date: 2.51 am, Monday 19th March, 2007
Subject: Cute in a stupid ass way
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After an afternoon chopping logs, the axe head glinting in the sunlight, muscles rippling, the technique as graceful as an olympic diver, and cooking a classic roast dinner with all the trimmings, what better way to relax than slipping into a hot tub in the midnight hour and soothing away all the knots, occasionally rising to walk on the lawn and feel the falling snow melting on steaming skin. It's only a pity i have to lie alone in this beautiful oak four-poster.

Of course, if there were a girl with me, she would be thinking "He tries to impress me by swinging an axe, then cooks a slab of pig, eugh, then tries to get me to take my clothes off and go outside, I mean, there's snow already! How cold does it have to be? And his room's a tip. Like he hasn't thrown anything away. Ever. Nice bed though."

Hell, while I'm on gender stereotypes, hey, lads, wasn't Coulthard's crash hilarious? And didn't Hamilton pull out an absolute blinder? Makes Montoya's debut seem like a soapbox derby.
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User: turpentinekiss_
Date: 11.04 am, Monday 19th March, 2007 (UTC)
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sounds like you had a good day!

Stop with the gender sterotypes!

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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 6.45 am, Tuesday 20th March, 2007 (UTC)
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I feel compelled to point out that she may be impressed by the way you handle your chopper.......
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Vegans make better lovers
User: bad_faery
Date: 11.56 am, Tuesday 20th March, 2007 (UTC)
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Completely unrelated, but I have invited you to my house warming party this Saturday. I didn't have your email address though, so you might not have got the invite. It's in Crouch End. Can't remember if that's anywhere near you...
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Robert Wells or Mr Waters: Neon Angel
User: weaselspoon
Date: 5.22 pm, Tuesday 20th March, 2007 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Neon Angel
I had got your email. If I'm in town, I'll be there. I've been incredibly dizzy at the moment, and there's a chance I'll be in Oxford.

Although I seem to recall there isn't an address on the invite. Do you know where you live yet?

My email address is anythingyoufeelappropriatetocallme at weaselspoon dot com.
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