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Robert Wells or Mr Waters
Date: 11.13 am, Friday 6th October, 2006
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Poll #838238 That girl who just walked through the library...

Was she wearing a dress or just a jumper?

Dammit I missed her

It barely covered her bottom. I've been stuck behind this desk too long.
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Ishkhara: The Distraction
User: ishkhara
Date: 10.36 am, Friday 6th October, 2006 (UTC)
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Keyword:The Distraction
We've currently got a female reader who thinks that chopping her jeans off about an inch above the crotch constitutes a skirt. It's just as well we're into the colder weather now: the sight of her copious, thong-strung arse was putting us all off our lunch.
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User: the_elyan
Date: 7.56 pm, Sunday 8th October, 2006 (UTC)
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Inability to discenr the opposite sex? Sexual frustration? Necessity to nonchalantly cover unexpected protuberances?

Why do you think they call the place Crouch End?
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Robert Wells or Mr Waters: Wooly Thinking
User: weaselspoon
Date: 11.35 am, Monday 9th October, 2006 (UTC)
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Keyword:Wooly Thinking
They don't. They call this place Wood Green, which is something to see a doctor about.
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