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Robert Wells or Mr Waters
Date: 1.57 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006
Subject: More "My Wife's Run Away...."
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Tags:games, puzzles
These were all suggested by Max A. Rush for the game posted here. I have the punchlines, but not the answers.

Expositions:
A:-My Wife's taken the train to East India.
B:-My Wife's gone on an errand to Highland Scotland for an obscure prince.
C:-My wife was bitten in the Namib Desert
D:-My wife's gone shopping in a remote, desolate country
E:-My wife's gone on a pilgrimage South of California
F:-My wife's gone on a mysterious trip to a city in the Yukon
G:-My wife's gone looking for animal remains in Saskatchewan
H:-My wife's gone to see relatives in southern Arizona
I:-My wife's gone to Seattle

Although my favourite I've heard him use is:
My wife's having her portrait taken up a mountain in Wales

EDIT:

Punchlines:
A:-No, DLR
B:-No, for T'harry
C:-No, it was a live one
D:-No, Asdabaijan
E:-No, she's a catholic
F:-Dark horse more like
G:-Well she'd prefer a whole skeleton
H:-You think she's been unfaithful?
I:-No, her other cousin Attle Vermont

EDIT:

Confirmed Solutions:
A:-Orient Express?
B:-Fort William?
C:-
D:-Iceland?
E:-
F:-Whitehorse?
G:-Moose Jaw?
H:-
I:-Washington?
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Robert M
User: borusa
Date: 2.30 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
E-Mexico? (Mecca-see-co, presumably).
I-Washington?
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Robert Wells or Mr Waters: Hand
User: weaselspoon
Date: 3.43 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Hand
I have a feeling these are quite obtuse. I'll post the punchlines he sent as well.
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Robert M
User: borusa
Date: 3.51 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
B is Fort William?

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Robert Wells or Mr Waters: JAKAL
User: weaselspoon
Date: 4.32 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:JAKAL
oo yes. Good show. I was looking for a town called Twill.
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Sally
User: atreic
Date: 4.44 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Oh, just tell us, or I'll die of suspense :-)
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Robert Wells or Mr Waters: Andrew Jarvis
User: weaselspoon
Date: 4.58 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Andrew Jarvis
you think I know? I'll beat the answers out of Max when I get home at eight.
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User: kabe_kay
Date: 5.25 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Is F Whitehorse??
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Robert Wells or Mr Waters: JAKAL
User: weaselspoon
Date: 6.32 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:JAKAL
Sounds good to me.
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Robert Wells or Mr Waters: Eye
User: weaselspoon
Date: 6.38 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Eye
I've realised he's told me A. It's Orient Express, which doesn't fit in my mind, either to the structure or as a pun (Check the stops on the DLR)

G: Moose Jaw?
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Marcus Ericsson 'Strongtrousers'
User: strongtrousers
Date: 10.09 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
D: Iceland
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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 10.54 pm, Thursday 26th January, 2006 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"Meet you down the Docs"
"Ain't you feeling too good?"
"East India Docks, you fool"
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