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Robert Wells or Mr Waters
Date: 1.43 pm, Saturday 12th August, 2006
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I've had a shower and I *still* smell of smoke. I scrubbed til I'm pink.

I forgot to mention the improvised poetry triggered by names of biscuits.

Also, Clive Anderson on R2 the other day had a lovely slip. Talking about potential funeral plans for Baroness Thatcher, he referred to "if and when she dies" leading me to believe she really is a vampire.
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Robert Wells or Mr Waters: Bogie King of Spades
User: weaselspoon
Date: 9.06 am, Monday 14th August, 2006 (UTC)
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I can't wait for it to come in down here. The joy of the thing is that clubs need to have an outside smoking area, and the last time I was clubbing north of the border, this was a long balcony overlooking the firth of forth of fifth and an enormous yacht moored in it. So classy.
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Vegans make better lovers
User: bad_faery
Date: 9.30 pm, Saturday 12th August, 2006 (UTC)
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What an insult to vampires!
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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 6.01 pm, Sunday 13th August, 2006 (UTC)
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What colour were you before you scrubbed?

Do not linger with a shortbread finger
You'll be safer with an ice cream wafer
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Robert Wells or Mr Waters: Mirror Squiffed
User: weaselspoon
Date: 9.24 am, Monday 14th August, 2006 (UTC)
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Sort of tobacco yellow, I think.
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